Toader

By Yoshiatom

Genre: Dogger

Here we have Yoshi’s second entry to the CGC, this time authored with the powerful utility that is C.G.D.

As the title screen suggests this is not any old frogger game, it has a story to tell.  Toader shows a dystopian future, in which sea levels have risen to the point that humans have evolved into some kind of grotesque amphibious creature.  Technology has taken over, resulting in luxury flats* stalking the waterways trying to devour you.  To begin with they are slow enough to deal with, but soon enough, they become self aware and turbo loaded – resulting in an unplayable load of carp.

100 pounds** to anyone who completes all 3 levels without cheating (I’ll know..)

Thankyou Yoshi!

*there’s an outside chance they might be cars.

**not really.

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Ultimate Language Translator

(version 12.360)

By Yoshiatom

Genre: Holistic Utility

Hokayyyy, here we have an absolute clanger of a CGC submission!  A lot of work has gone into the Ultimate Language Translator, as illustrated by the fact that this is version 12!  I can picture Yoshiatom now, slaving away at his computer perfecting his algorithms, checking his spelling and shaving the flab from U.L.T until it was near perfect!

Note I say ‘near perfect’ though, as despite best efforts a couple of typos have slipped though and the text is an unreadable white on yellow (adjusted for the picture here).

Don’t let these small facts detract from this universal interpreter though: you will get an equally impressive result for any sentence you care to type in.

An absolute pile of CARP! and an auspicious start, we look forward to you next entry Yoshiatom.

Tipshack: Try not to think about what version 1 was like.

HACK SACK: Insert 5 NEW at the beginning of the program.

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