Monday, 18 February 2013

Dr No.'s Division Incision Derision

By Steve McCrea

Genre: Arcade: Espionematics

An outstanding rendition of the James Bond theme beeps out followed by a not too shabby depiction of Mr Bond on the cutting slab with Dr No looming over him (Hang on…wasn’t Goldfinger the one with the laser?  No matter).
“Do you expect me to talk?”
“No Mr Bond.  I expect you…to DIVIDE!”

This sums the game up pretty much, our fearless hero’s wedding tackle is under threat and can only be saved by YOUR skill with division.  Some are easy, some are hard, and each wrong answer inches the laser ever closer to the biffins bridge.  There is no respite or endgame either it seems, James is condemned to endless mathematics or castration….choices choices.
119 divided by 7?  With a laser inching towards your gonads?! I tell you it can’t be done.

...not even by the impeccable Mr Bond who must now be wishing he was Dr Bond.
Tipshack: repeatedly watch Moonraker until you hate James Bond so much that you don’t care what happens to him.

HACK PACK:  Correct every time: Line 50: remove INPUT g and replace with LET g=f1

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